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SOUTH: Memphis over Marquette: I have to tell this story since it just happened: Sunday night, we gave up on “John Adams” after 45 minutes because we couldn’t handle the guy from “Sideways” playing someone other than the guy from “Sideways.” We went to bed and I was pumping milk for my baby for the following morning. Bill somehow found the porn awards on Showtime and decided to keep them on for about 20 minutes while I was pumping milk for our son. You’re supposed to think about wholesome things when you’re pumping because it helps your milk let down, but Bill had no problem watching a show with gross clips and disgusting awards and cracking jokes like “I hope Courtney Cummz wins this one, she’s due.” Finally I had to threaten his life, and he turned it. This is what I deal with every day.
